Game 7 Write-up: Hollins Wiffle Ball World Series
During a tension packed evening the Landsharks used two seven run innings on a newly configured field to swim all over the Fillies 16 – 7. We were able to catch up with manager Landon Moore to get his reaction, “ Oh, I knew we were gonna win the whole season. Ya all know that scissors cut paper. Well, that automatically means that Landsharks are tougher than Fillies. Everyone know that.” Most of the media is perplexed by Moore’s obscure and backwoods comments.
Rookie Pitcher Randy Polito had some of his best stuff last night but may be in trouble with the commissioner. Apparently, Polito admitted to pitching with a cracked wiffle ball for several innings. Who knows what this may do for the young South paws’ future. We were able to find out what commissioner Dodd’s thoughts on topic, “This isn’t the first or last time we’ve had to fine Polito. He is a loose cannon. Speaking of cannons, we are looking for one”.
The Fillies left the field completely dejected. “We just didn’t have our best stuff tonight. I have to give credit to the Landsharks. They played solid. I’m just proud of all the Hollins women that played their butts off. We had girls sliding, diving, and knocking into people to win. It’s a good sign that they committed to the season. We need more of that kind of thing around here. Now get that $#%^& camera out my face.”
We asked Commissioner Dodd if she was going to fine Coach Mannino for his Brandi Chastain impersonation in the top of the 5th after his run. Her response, “Absolutely not. Coolest thing I’ve ever seen”.
Please note that the Landshark’s line up will be announced during halftime of the September 29th basketball game. They all better be there!
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